My name is Kris, but people call me Sal. I use they/them pronouns for almost everyone (unless you specify otherwise for me), and I use they/them pronouns for myself as well. Close friends can use he/him pronouns on me if I say it's alright for you to do so!
Other names and nicknames I use include: Dexter (Dex for close friends), Sally or Sally Face (close friends only),
Now, I know, this page looks kind of unsettling. But don't worry, I'm actually a really silly guy and I love joking around. I might be a bit shy at first, but when I start talking, you won't get me to shut up, trust me. People tried. :o)I am neurodivergent and have diagnosed autism and ADHD. Please be patient with me.
I type really really fast, usually at around 101 WPM, literally fastest typer in the world/j
My humor is kind of very bad, once I get your Discord I'll start spamming you with low quality memes so be prepared for that, huhuhuhu, also I like laughing in text a lot, like a lot a lot. And I also like saying goober. Goober is such a fun word. Goober. Goober.
I have a lot of hyperfixations and my heart skips a beat whenever someone mentions them /pos so be prepared for long essays on very uninteresting nerd topics because that's so sillyI really dislike it when I'm left all alone and I start going insane (not really)
I have a typing quiwk and you pwobably see what I mean by that by weading this sentence but if you don't, it's changing R to W
(I never use it)
My kins are:
Sal Fisher
Kris Dreemurr
Gamzee Makara
And no, I don't think I "am" those charactersHoo boy, that's all the important info. I think.
I'm silly!!!!!

If I get to know you better I'll give you my Discord!
Well, unless you came from my Discord profile, then you already know it.

You can usually find me on Pony Town at the following areas:FNAF area (usually hanging out with Kris cause they keep dragging me in there)
Homestuck area
Undertale area
If I'm anywhere else I'm hanging out with friends 99% of the time
Hyperfixations:
Star Stable Online (might make a rentry explaining the whole game)
Little Nightmares
Deltarune(?)
Sally Face
Homestuck
Fandoms:
Homestuck
Sally Face
Little Nightmares
Undertale/Deltarune
Little Misfortune
Doki Doki Literature Club!
Detroit: Become Human
I hold all of my hyperfixations really close to my heart and cherish them like they're sacred treasures

Interact:
Anything listed in fandoms
Thin Ice:
Genshin Impact
South Park
DSMP/QSMP
Friday Night Funkin' (excludes Kris ily buddy /p)
Steven Universe
Omori
Helluva Boss
Hazbin Hotel
TADC
DNI:
Under 13 years old, over 20 years old
Homophobia, transphobia, racism, ableism, etc.
Using unicode fonts, ex. ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ.
Using mental illnesses as insults, ex. "are you autistic?" as in "are you dumb?", or "schizophrenic" as "delusional"
Lust Sans, Lusttale in general, here's why
ADHD Sans, Anxiety Sans, Asylum Sans
Pony Town DNT/TD antis (get a life lol)
Using system terms while being an "IRL" or just a kinnie of a character
Dove and Dove's friends
~ThePurpleArtist~ (get a grip on reality, please)
Triggers:
I hate it when people say slurs. It makes me uncomfortable and upset.
I don't like jokes about telling people to kill themselves. Don't come up to me and tell me that, it'll make me upset. It'll also make me upset if you say it around me in general.

Warning, this user:
Worries too much
Has terribly low self-esteem
Has abandonment issues
Blames himself for a lot of things
(Sorry in advance)

I'm very awkward at first when interacting with strangers. It'll take some time for me to warm up to you. Sorry if I'm unintentionally coming off as dry or uninterested, it happens sometimes...I barely ever use punctuation or capital letters, ever. This Carrd is not representative of how I type normally.I have trouble reading Terezi's typing quirk, or basically anything with a bunch of letters and numbers mushed together. (F0R 3X4MPL3, TH15)I love metal so hard, I might spew lyrics randomly out of the blue sometimes.
I also love Insane Clown Posse and Eminem, literally my favorite things ever.


Comfort characters:
Mono from Little Nightmares 2
Larry from Sally Face
Susie from Deltarune
Monika from DDLC


(If I see them my heart will jump)